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Post by rory on Aug 3, 2013 3:37:19 GMT -5
Coming soon from director Kevin McCarthy: Strip Wheel of Fortune.  THAT would at least be consistent. |
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Post by WarioSajak on Aug 3, 2013 3:39:25 GMT -5
For every wrong letter, penalty hit, or buzz-out, Pat takes off an article of clothing. For every puzzle that isn't themed and/or contrived, Vanna takes off an article of clothing. |
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Post by rory on Aug 3, 2013 3:41:02 GMT -5
Strangely, on the day it began, there suddenly was a flood of non-gimmicky/contrived puzzles. Pat began to feel sorely left out. |
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Post by WarioSajak on Aug 3, 2013 3:42:27 GMT -5
And Friedman reveled in the sudden increase of viewers who didn't have internet access. |
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Post by rory on Aug 3, 2013 3:43:01 GMT -5
And on the 6th day, Friedman saw that it was good. On the 7th day, he rested.
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Post by WarioSajak on Aug 3, 2013 3:45:38 GMT -5
...Until he was woken up by the sound of seven swans a-swimmin', at which point he was hungry for some hickory-smoke country ham.
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Post by rory on Aug 3, 2013 3:47:19 GMT -5
And then the ghost of Merv Griffin was upon him.
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Post by WarioSajak on Aug 3, 2013 3:54:23 GMT -5
The ghost said to Friedman "And now...here I come!" Harry shuddered, recalling rumors of the same thing being whispered to Denny Terrio...so his wife called the Ghostbusters (the good ones, not those posers from Sanctum of Slime), they captured Merv, thend. *closes book*Now it's time to learn today's lesson, and for that we turn to the Wheel of Morality. *fanfare**spins* Wheel of Morality turn, turn, turn...tell us the lesson that we should learn. *Wheel stops on "2"* Moral #2. *paper prints out* And the moral of today's story is... *tears off paper*"No matter how much you shake and dance, that little last drop lands in your pants." (Dafuq happened to this topic in the last half-hour?  ) |
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Post by Prizes on Aug 3, 2013 7:15:51 GMT -5
Moved from the S31 news thread (that's an info thread, this isn't quite that). This was some funny stuff, though, so I didn't want it gone. It's also purely fictional, hence why MI in this case. Keep on going, for now.
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Post by WarioSajak on Aug 3, 2013 8:27:14 GMT -5
*opens book again*
...The Infraggable Friedman? How a mild-mannered game show producer became an unstoppable rage of anger?
Didn't I already tell this story back in June?
*closes book, opens it again*
Little Red Riding Vanna? Uh...Idon'twannaknow.
*closes book, opens it again*
Pat Sajak and The Three Bears? Dafuq kind of story is this?!
*closes book, opens it again*
...How Stafford Got Her Groove Back? Okay, I'm pretty certain this book's trolling me.
*closes book, opens it again*
...Chuck Through the Rose-Colored Glass (and What He Found in Obamaland)? Seriously?
*closes book, opens it again*
Nancy Jonesing For My Definition of How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bombastic Jazz Style? Alright, that's it, I'm contacting the SCP Foundation.
*closes book*
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*opens book*
Harry Friedman's Thoughts About the Buy A Vowel Boards. Huh. Looks like it was written by someone who couldn't take criticism, though.
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Post by MarioGS on Aug 3, 2013 13:09:50 GMT -5
*paper prints out* And the moral of today's story is... *tears off paper*"No matter how much you shake and dance, that little last drop lands in your pants." ...Unless you wear Tena Twist.  |
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Post by greenday61892 on Aug 3, 2013 16:17:34 GMT -5
The ghost said to Friedman "And now...here I come!" Harry shuddered, recalling rumors of the same thing being whispered to Denny Terrio...so his wife called the Ghostbusters (the good ones, not those posers from Sanctum of Slime), they captured Merv, thend. *closes book*Now it's time to learn today's lesson, and for that we turn to the Wheel of Morality. *fanfare**spins* Wheel of Morality turn, turn, turn...tell us the lesson that we should learn. *Wheel stops on "2"* Moral #2. *paper prints out* And the moral of today's story is... *tears off paper*"No matter how much you shake and dance, that little last drop lands in your pants." (Dafuq happened to this topic in the last half-hour? ) *looks into camera, pauses* G'night everybody! |
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Post by WarioSajak on Aug 3, 2013 16:24:51 GMT -5
...Unless you wear Tena Twist. Yes, but I AM A MAN! *punches wall*...Er, sorry about that... What I'm trying to say is that I'm not female, so I don't think I'll be using tampons unless I somehow lose what makes me male. |
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Post by therealcu2010 on Aug 3, 2013 17:14:05 GMT -5
...dafuq?
Yeah, no.
(Why did I not see this sooner? I'm slacking. Shame on me.)
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