Post by woffan9821 on Oct 9, 2022 18:19:30 GMT -5
Tonight, on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune...
Nikki Glaser!
Tig Notaro!
Thomas Lennon!
...all competing tonight for charity on...
CELEBRITY WHEEL OF FORTUNE
EPISODE #305
Ding!
Nikki knows that THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO.
Here are tonight's comedians!
Nikki Glaser is a comedian and actress. She does stand-up on tour. She's works on HBO on a show with an unpronounceable name, which Pat refuses to say the name. She calls it "FBOY Island". She also had a special called Good Clean Filth. She's playing for the Ocean Conservancy, which tends to fix the oceans
Tig Notaro is a comedian and podcast host. She's on The Morning Show this season. She's playing for the World Resources Institute, which tends to the planet and researches newer solutions to help the world.
Thomas Lennon is an actor and screenwriter. He's Lieutenant Dangle on Reno 911! He's also on a "Defunded" sequel series on Roku and a Christmas special. He wrote Night at the Museum, and also wrote "some of the worst films you've ever seen". He's playing for Dogs Without Borders, a charity where he got his pet chihuahua, Pedro, from.
Ding!
Thomas's got his PAJAMA BOTTOMS locked and loaded to start this game!
Thomas knows MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD for another $10,300!
I'm sure Tig can recall a WEDDING NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD for $10,700.
Ding!
Nikki's got $5,000 for APPEARING ON THE STAGE.
Ding!
Thomas is close with SPEAKING ON A TALK SHOW, but no cigar.
Ding!
Tig, however, is APPEARING ON A TALK SHOW.
Ding!
Nikki knows how it's like to be APPEARING IN THE TABLOIDS.
Nikki has just won the right for an audience member to be EATING WAY TOO MUCH COTTON CANDY during a trip at the Walt Disney Resort. She's also won $38,100 for her charity!
Nikki's got a chance for a million dollars for her charity. She'll have to pick her poison though:
SHOW BIZ
PHRASE
THING
Nikki wants to try SHOW BIZ.
Nikki lands on the I in SPIN.
RSTLN E gives three columns of letters...
What help will Nikki's CGD A bring?
Nikki questions the category choice afterwards, but yes, a HILARIOUS MONOLOGUE can be under Show Biz, and yes, you've won another $100,000! She's declared she's fixed the oceans with $149,100 already!
Ding!
Nikki's really good at this game: SHE'S A MANIAC!
Ding!
Thomas's being THE BAD BOY IN THE BAND with another $2,000 and to start the game again. He's slow to get it, but it counts.
Nikki wonders WHERE IS THE METAVERSE AND HOW DO WE GET THERE? Unfortunately, I know where it is; don't include me in your "WE". She realizes her mistake, but is buzzed before she can correct herself.
Tig is more careful and asks WHERE IS THE METAVERSE AND HOW DO I GET THERE? for $5,650.
A DIVORCE COURT JESTER sounds really awful. What isn't awful is the $11,400 Thomas just won.
Ding!
Nikki's figures out what's going on and solves TIG NOTARO for $5,000.
Ding!
Nikki namedrops her other opponent THOMAS LENNON for another $5,000.
Ding!
Tig doesn't understand the rule of thirds. It isn't Nikki Glaser. Tig says nothing.
Ding!
Nikki, however, is more careful with NICK NOLTE, and sweeps this set.
DING-DING! DING-DING!
Tig's got the Final Spin. Vowels are worth nothing, but consonants... $800 ┬ + $1,000 = $1,800.
Tig: D (DUD!)
Thomas: M ($1,800)
Nikki: G ($1,800)
Tig: Y ($3,200 + MDW)
Thomas: N ($3,600)
Nikki: C (x2 - $5,400)
Tig: O (DUD!)
Thomas: U (DUD!)
Nikki: B ($7,200)
Tig: I (x3)
Thomas: H ($5,400)
Nikki: X ($9,000)
Tig: A (x1 | CRASHING MY EXORCIST BILL)
Thomas: K ($7,200)
Thomas can enjoy CRASHING MY EXERCISE BIKE with the $27,200 he's just won for charity!
Thomas now has the choice of three:
SHOW BIZ
THING
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Thomas is probably wondering WHAT ARE YOU DOING? right about now.
Thomas landed on the lovely &.
RSTLN E gives four letters.
Thomas calls GDM A... and gets a little help.
Thomas starts talking off before the timer, and is WONDERING WHY he was able to solve that puzzle. That's good for another $100,000! That makes a total of $152,900 for Dogs Without Borders!
Nikki Glaser!
Tig Notaro!
Thomas Lennon!
...all competing tonight for charity on...
CELEBRITY WHEEL OF FORTUNE
EPISODE #305
Game 1 | |||||||||||||||
$1,000 Toss-Up | |||||||||||||||
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PHRASE | |||||||||||||||
Ding!
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PHRASE | |||||||||||||||
Nikki knows that THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO.
Here are tonight's comedians!
Nikki Glaser is a comedian and actress. She does stand-up on tour. She's works on HBO on a show with an unpronounceable name, which Pat refuses to say the name. She calls it "FBOY Island". She also had a special called Good Clean Filth. She's playing for the Ocean Conservancy, which tends to fix the oceans
Tig Notaro is a comedian and podcast host. She's on The Morning Show this season. She's playing for the World Resources Institute, which tends to the planet and researches newer solutions to help the world.
Thomas Lennon is an actor and screenwriter. He's Lieutenant Dangle on Reno 911! He's also on a "Defunded" sequel series on Roku and a Christmas special. He wrote Night at the Museum, and also wrote "some of the worst films you've ever seen". He's playing for Dogs Without Borders, a charity where he got his pet chihuahua, Pedro, from.
$2,000 Toss-Up | |||||||||||||||
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WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? | |||||||||||||||
Ding!
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WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? | |||||||||||||||
Thomas's got his PAJAMA BOTTOMS locked and loaded to start this game!
Round 1: $5,000 Solve Bonus | |||||||||||||||
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SONG LYRICS | |||||||||||||||
Nikki | Tig | THOMAS |
| $500 ┐: T (x3) -$250: E (x3) $950 ┌: R (x2) -$250: A (x3) $800 ┐: Y (x3) Solve... Perfection! | ||
$5,300 | ||
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SONG LYRICS | |||||||||||||||
Thomas knows MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD for another $10,300!
Nikki | Tig | Thomas |
$1,000 | $0 | $12,300 |
Round 2: $10,000 Solve Bonus | |||||||||||||||
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BEFORE & AFTER | |||||||||||||||
NIKKI | Tig | Thomas |
| MDW (4) ┐: T (x2) $600 ┌: H (x2) $1,000 (1) ┐: G (x3) -$250: I (x4) $500 ┌: N (x3) $950 ┐: S (DUD!) | $700 ┐: W Solve... Correct! | |
$5,450 | $700 |
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BEFORE & AFTER | |||||||||||||||
I'm sure Tig can recall a WEDDING NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD for $10,700.
Nikki | Tig | Thomas |
$1,000 | $10,700 | $12,300 |
Triple Toss-Up | |||||||||||||||
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SHOW BIZ | |||||||||||||||
Ding!
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SHOW BIZ | |||||||||||||||
Nikki's got $5,000 for APPEARING ON THE STAGE.
Nikki | Tig | Thomas |
$5,000 | $0 | $0 |
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SHOW BIZ | |||||||||||||||
Ding!
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SHOW BIZ | |||||||||||||||
Thomas is close with SPEAKING ON A TALK SHOW, but no cigar.
Ding!
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SHOW BIZ | |||||||||||||||
Tig, however, is APPEARING ON A TALK SHOW.
Nikki | Tig | Thomas |
$5,000 | $5,000 | $0 |
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SHOW BIZ | |||||||||||||||
Ding!
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| T | H | E | _ | A | _ | _ | _ | I | D | S | |||||
SHOW BIZ | |||||||||||||||
Nikki knows how it's like to be APPEARING IN THE TABLOIDS.
Nikki | Tig | Thomas |
$10,000 | $5,000 | $0 |
$11,000 | $15,700 | $12,300 |
Prize Puzzle: $20,000 Solve Bonus | |||||||||||||||
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? | |||||||||||||||
NIKKI | Tig | Thomas |
| MDW (4) ┐: T (x4) $650 ┬: H -$250: E -$250: A (x3) $5,000 ┌: N (x3) $1,000 (3) ┌: G $650 ┐: C (x3) Solve... Perfection! | ||
$18,100 | ||
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? | |||||||||||||||
Nikki has just won the right for an audience member to be EATING WAY TOO MUCH COTTON CANDY during a trip at the Walt Disney Resort. She's also won $38,100 for her charity!
Nikki (MDW) | Tig | Thomas |
$49,100 | $15,700 | $12,300 |
Nikki's got a chance for a million dollars for her charity. She'll have to pick her poison though:
SHOW BIZ
PHRASE
THING
Nikki wants to try SHOW BIZ.
Nikki lands on the I in SPIN.
$1,000,000 Bonus Round | |||||||||||||||
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SHOW BIZ | |||||||||||||||
RSTLN E gives three columns of letters...
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SHOW BIZ | |||||||||||||||
What help will Nikki's CGD A bring?
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SHOW BIZ | |||||||||||||||
Nikki questions the category choice afterwards, but yes, a HILARIOUS MONOLOGUE can be under Show Biz, and yes, you've won another $100,000! She's declared she's fixed the oceans with $149,100 already!
Game 2 | |||||||||||||||
$1,000 Toss-Up | |||||||||||||||
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SONG LYRICS | |||||||||||||||
Ding!
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SONG LYRICS | |||||||||||||||
Nikki's really good at this game: SHE'S A MANIAC!
$2,000 Toss-Up | |||||||||||||||
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SHOW BIZ | |||||||||||||||
Ding!
| T | H | _ | B | A | D | B | O | Y | I | N | |||||
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SHOW BIZ | |||||||||||||||
Thomas's being THE BAD BOY IN THE BAND with another $2,000 and to start the game again. He's slow to get it, but it counts.
Round 1: $5,000 Solve Bonus | |||||||||||||||
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PHRASE | |||||||||||||||
Nikki | Tig | THOMAS |
| $600 ┬: T (x4) -$250: E (x9) $950 ┬: R (x3) -$250: A (x2) $2,500 ┌: H (x4) $550 ┐: W (x2) $650 ┬: G $650 ┐: D (x2) $650 ┐: N -$250: O (x2) BANKRUPT! ($18,200) (TDV) | ||
| $600 ┬: S (x2) Solve... Wrong! | ||
$1,200 | ||
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PHRASE | |||||||||||||||
Nikki wonders WHERE IS THE METAVERSE AND HOW DO WE GET THERE? Unfortunately, I know where it is; don't include me in your "WE". She realizes her mistake, but is buzzed before she can correct herself.
Nikki | TIG | Thomas |
| $650 ┌: M Solve... Correct! | ||
$650 |
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PHRASE | |||||||||||||||
Tig is more careful and asks WHERE IS THE METAVERSE AND HOW DO I GET THERE? for $5,650.
Nikki | Tig | Thomas |
$1,000 | $5,650 | $2,000 |
Round 2: $10,000 Solve Bonus | |||||||||||||||
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BEFORE & AFTER | |||||||||||||||
NIKKI | Tig | Thomas |
| $500 ($700) ┬: T (x2) $950 ┬: S -$250: A (DUD!) | $500 ($700) ┐: R (x3) -$250: E (x3) Lose a Turn! | $700 ┐: C (x2) Solve... Correct! |
$1,700 | $1,250 | $1,400 |
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BEFORE & AFTER | |||||||||||||||
A DIVORCE COURT JESTER sounds really awful. What isn't awful is the $11,400 Thomas just won.
Nikki | Tig | Thomas |
$1,000 | $5,650 | $13,400 |
Triple Toss-Up | |||||||||||||||
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PROPER NAME | |||||||||||||||
Ding!
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PROPER NAME | |||||||||||||||
Nikki's figures out what's going on and solves TIG NOTARO for $5,000.
Nikki | Tig | Thomas |
$5,000 | $0 | $0 |
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PROPER NAME | |||||||||||||||
Ding!
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PROPER NAME | |||||||||||||||
Nikki namedrops her other opponent THOMAS LENNON for another $5,000.
Nikki | Tig | Thomas |
$10,000 | $0 | $0 |
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PROPER NAME | |||||||||||||||
Ding!
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PROPER NAME | |||||||||||||||
Tig doesn't understand the rule of thirds. It isn't Nikki Glaser. Tig says nothing.
Ding!
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PROPER NAME | |||||||||||||||
Nikki, however, is more careful with NICK NOLTE, and sweeps this set.
Nikki | Tig | Thomas |
$15,000 | $0 | $0 |
$16,000 | $5,650 | $13,400 |
Round 3: $20,000 Solve Bonus | |||||||||||||||
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EVENT | |||||||||||||||
NIKKI | Tig | Thomas |
| $650 ┐: T (DUD!) | MDW (1) ┐: S (x2) $700 ┬: R (x2) | |
$1,400 |
DING-DING! DING-DING!
Tig's got the Final Spin. Vowels are worth nothing, but consonants... $800 ┬ + $1,000 = $1,800.
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EVENT | |||||||||||||||
Tig: D (DUD!)
Thomas: M ($1,800)
Nikki: G ($1,800)
Tig: Y ($3,200 + MDW)
Thomas: N ($3,600)
Nikki: C (x2 - $5,400)
Tig: O (DUD!)
Thomas: U (DUD!)
Nikki: B ($7,200)
Tig: I (x3)
Thomas: H ($5,400)
Nikki: X ($9,000)
Tig: A (x1 | CRASHING MY EXORCIST BILL)
Thomas: K ($7,200)
| C | R | A | S | H | I | N | G | M | Y | ||||||
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EVENT | |||||||||||||||
Thomas can enjoy CRASHING MY EXERCISE BIKE with the $27,200 he's just won for charity!
Nikki | Tig | Thomas |
$16,000 | $5,650 | $40,600 |
$165,100 | $21,350 | $52,900+ |
House Minimum $30,000 |
Thomas now has the choice of three:
SHOW BIZ
THING
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Thomas is probably wondering WHAT ARE YOU DOING? right about now.
Thomas landed on the lovely &.
Bonus Round | |||||||||||||||
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? | |||||||||||||||
RSTLN E gives four letters.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? | |||||||||||||||
Thomas calls GDM A... and gets a little help.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? | |||||||||||||||
Thomas starts talking off before the timer, and is WONDERING WHY he was able to solve that puzzle. That's good for another $100,000! That makes a total of $152,900 for Dogs Without Borders!
